What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
double chins are what make us human
Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via hefuckin)
Don’t ever let anyone tell you they’re mean
Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.