obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested



definited:

i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash



thescottishindianlad:

pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime











thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream



koalatea:

me accepting compliments

  • "omg thank you"
  • "aw thank you"
  • "omg ily"
  • "ily omg"
  • "aw thank you omg ily"

(Source: koalatea)