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My sister got a microscope for her birthday

oscar worthy

(Source: c-mines)


those bananas could kill someone if they fell from up there

Anonymous asked:
How do you have sex?


I climb in through my girlfriendā€™s mouth, head first, and then make my way down to her vagina where I am then born again into the cold cruel world how the fuck do u think I have sex u weirdo

(Source: nickiroyale)


Dude thats awesome! šŸ˜©

(Source: toptumbles)