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ultrafunnypictures:

My sister got a microscope for her birthday


oscar worthy

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jrunk:

those bananas could kill someone if they fell from up there

Anonymous asked:
How do you have sex?

itswhateverdoeee:

I climb in through my girlfriendā€™s mouth, head first, and then make my way down to her vagina where I am then born again into the cold cruel world how the fuck do u think I have sex u weirdo






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alisonmontalbo:

Dude thats awesome! šŸ˜©

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